I shared a picture on instastories this week where the kid’s hijacked my nail polish and painted a squishy and said “things that make me want to lose my shit.” Well I got a crazy amount of you who wanted a blog post about this-haha. So it reminded me I have not done a Confessions post in awhile! I think I need to make this a regular series. Chime in with your own confessions!
Here is the infamous squishy. I have to say they did do a legit job painting it and at least put a paper towel down. They also chose Essie over my Chanel nail polish thank goodness.
I am ready for school to start back. There I said it out loud. I love my kids dearly but I thrive on being on a schedule and having time to get things done. I have felt very overwhelmed this Summer trying to meet work obligations and keep the kids happy and busy.
Frances Moon will not pee without me in the bathroom with her. Thats weird right? Wondering how this will go once school starts…….
On that same note neither of my kids flush their pee. I always walk in the bathroom and find pee. How hard is it to flush the toilet?????
The kids have gotten into listening to rain sounds while they fall asleep and the other night Frances Moon said it sounds like a man is peeing. Now that is all I can think when I hear the rain sounds.
This lamp has now been broken twice. Not sure why I even try to have nice things with kids.
The other night I was frustrated about something and I was sitting at my computer trying to respond to emails and Sterling said Mom take a break its happy hour time. He had poured me a glass of wine and put a lemon slice on the side:). and he is wearing pants in this picture- tan joggers I know he looks naked- haha.
I heard Frances Moon playing with her dolls the other day and she said “girls its wine time, get your sassy clothes on.” I about died. I am clearly teaching my kids the importance of wine- haha.
I have gained a solid 5 pounds this Summer- I always do in the Summer because I eat more meals out and consume more wine for my sanity. Once school starts though I am going to be very regimented.
My 40th birthday is March and it is kind of freaking me out I am about to be 40. I know 40 is the new 30 but man 40 seems so old. I am def going to plan some sort of a trip- any suggestions?
Sterling asked me the other day why men liked boobies so much. Answering questions like these and sex questions is always so awkward.
I got carded the other day buying wine- made my entire week.
Frances Moon screams and cries every single time I Brush her hair. It drives me nuts, I kept thinking she would out grow this phase but not likely.
When the kids stay with Matt I clean out all their toys. They never want to get rid of things so I secretly do it when they are gone.
I’m dreading homework especially now that Sterling will be in 4th grade. I had a hard time with 3rd grade math so I can only imagine how 4th grade math will be.